Poem Reposted: Selfish Item

 Selfish Item a sonnet by Dan Standing I claw at the carpet as I am pulled, Inside the lamp – my legs already mist. Oh yes, the inscription had me so fooled, My hips slide inside; I cannot resist! It sat on a shelf, all plain and dusty. Engraved a promise; Beauty and Power. …

It’s Addventure Time!

For anyone who hasn’t seen it before, The BE Archive has a sort-of Choose-Your-Own-Adventure service called The Unending BE Adventure. It’s a pretty great service which houses literally thousands of user-made stories and story paths which, in theory, all have to do with breast expansion. The material has meandered all over the place into various …