Spotlight: Bloomin’ Faeries

If you’re familiar with my work then you know that I enjoy a particular trope in transformation fiction; people who are jerks or attempting to cheat life getting more than what they bargained for. Suffice it to say I could not have been happier when I stumbled across Bloomin’ Faeries so long ago.   Written …

Poem Reposted: Selfish Item

 Selfish Item a sonnet by Dan Standing I claw at the carpet as I am pulled, Inside the lamp – my legs already mist. Oh yes, the inscription had me so fooled, My hips slide inside; I cannot resist! It sat on a shelf, all plain and dusty. Engraved a promise; Beauty and Power. …

Website Round-Up 4/20/11

Exiern – Tiffany thinks warriors don’t learn? – http://www.exiern.com/ Blade Bunny – Bunny has multiple missions… – http://www.bladebunny.com/ Bloomin’ Faeries – The Princess goes “cluck cluck” – http://www.bloomingfaeries.com/ Oglaf – I’m not really sure what is going on anymore, but there are naked women – http://www.oglaf.com/ Spinnerette – It’s always Ayn Rand… – http://www.krakowstudios.com/spinnerette/ Yet Another Fantasy Gamer …

Poem Posted: Partial Victory

Partial Victory a poem by Dan Standing Golden skin, auric form. Bosom pushed up high. Lips just parted for a moan. Above I hear a storm. Got inside, hunting wealth. Palace guards let me go by. “Prostitute.” – much skin is shone. So I have no need for stealth. Moving quick I look for signs, …

Search Terms Are Hilarious

One of the great things about WordPress is the stats it can pull up for you. One of the stats you can track are what Search Engine Terms are bringing people to your website. As of right now, the top four are; breast expansion – yeah, sure, makes sense… breast expansion captions – still with …

The Skeaviest Men’s Room in Cleveland

Down in the Warehouse District in Cleveland is a particular bar with a particular bathroom. I don’t want to sound like I’m encouraging people to go take advantage of it – so I am withholding the name of the bar – but I cannot stop myself from venting about how uncomfortable it made me. I …

Magazine Review: Playboy, August 1968 – Part I

   Playboy is not a short magazine, and a busy week has forced me to split this review into two entries, which I think is a good idea anyway as this article was getting very long. Please enjoy Part I! ~ Dan Standing  Cover Stories: An Interview with Yale’s Antidraft Chaplain William Sloane Coffin “The …

Short Butt/Breast Expansion Story – Stick To It

Stick To It a short story by Dan Standing Selina added her bra to the pile of clothes she had stripped off after escaping into her small apartment. The black skirt and white blouse – required dressings for the bar she worked tables at – had been unceremoniously discarded, and now the exhausted brunette was …

Website Round-Up 4/14/11

Exiern – Tiffany finally realizes she’s a woman… – http://bit.ly/fA7X1k Bloomin’ Faeries – The princess is told why sometimes two isn’t better than one… – http://www.bloomingfaeries.com/ Spinnerette – Our handy heroine has to provide some extra support… – http://www.krakowstudios.com/spinnerette/ Sequential Art – Art illustrates Squirrel Science…and his laziness… – http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php

Fight Breast Cancer with Dan Standing!

Way back when I first started my website project I knew I wanted to include a way to use this site and any traffic to do some good. Today that goal comes to fruition. I have gotten final approval to post up my page Standing Against Breast Cancer. You can see the perfectly safe for …

Poem: Somewhat Suspicious

 Somewhat Suspicious a limerick by Dan Standing One must always be cautious and wary, When a she-cat encounters fairy.     The fairy wants sexing,     But will find it most vexing, When the she-cat eats more than her cherry.

Lulu.com Discount Code: APRILMAIL305

Use APRILMAIL305 at Lulu.com to save on mailing costs on Mr. Baker’s book or mine. Here’s the small print: “Use coupon code APRILMAIL305 at checkout, select Mail Shipping and receive the single book shipping cost free. Maximum savings with this promotion is $4.99. Print and tax amounts are excluded. You can only use the code once …

Magazine Reviews – The Plan

While, as a professional, I would love to own the Playboy Cover to Cover Hard Drive, ultimately I will always opt to not purchase it. Why? Because for me, the joy of having access to an old, classic Playboy is actually having it in front of you. Holding, gripping, and knowing I’ve got in my …

Poem Reposted: Don’t Leaf

Don’t Leaf a sonnet by Dan Standing “No Trespassing.” This dumb sign won’t stop me. Lovely garden, I must have a flower. I stop when I see a face – on a tree. This place must have a magical power. I see the bloom, and place foot on wet moss. Take two strides and my …

Italian Wall Art

Recently Amber and I went and ate at a nearby Italian restaurant. I’m not going to name it because I know that the theme is supposed to be kitsch – as if you walked into your Italian grandmother’s house for an old fashioned family meal – and what I observed may or may not have …