Media Issues: Please, Sir, I’d Like Some More…

Well, GoDaddy was kind enough to send me back some information on what to do to get my Media Upload fixed, but now their own FTP services is erroring out on me…oi. I’ve tried adjusting the settings using File-Zilla and it just doesn’t seem to work. Hopefully I’ll have the issue resolved soon. Meanwhile, I’ll …

It’s Addventure Time!

For anyone who hasn’t seen it before, The BE Archive has a sort-of Choose-Your-Own-Adventure service called The Unending BE Adventure. It’s a pretty great service which houses literally thousands of user-made stories and story paths which, in theory, all have to do with breast expansion. The material has meandered all over the place into various …

Petite Lap Giraffe; I wants it

I will be the first to admit that when I watch DirectTV’s Opulent Russian commercials my eyes aren’t always trained on the swarmy gazillionaire or his “petite lap giraffe” Ivanka – also called a PLG. But when I’m not locked onto the M Appeal I’m watching that adorable PLG like there’s no tomorrow. Now, for …

ElfQuest Fan Trailer Out

So, I watched the ElfQuest Fan Trailer. I have not yet read the series (yes, I know I should), but other than saying it is beautifully shot with some very lovely ladies I don’t have much more of an opinion on it. Perhaps these are iconic characters and costumes I should be recognizing? It would …

Media Upload Errors…

So I tried to update WordPress to 3.1.1 last night and it crashed my website. Fortunately I had backed up my files and was able to delete the old corrupted WordPress file and upload them back on. Unfortunately this seems to have fouled up the Media upload process, so nothing will save. I’m working on …

Want: New Commodore 64 Coming…

Despite the fact that I have my original C64 plugged in and running only 6 feet away from me, I can’t help but want this. I’m sort of in need of a new computer, and I feel that updating this blog from a Commodore 64 keyboard has more satisfaction than I’m willing to admit…

Poem Reposted: Unexpected Perfection

Unexpected Perfection by Dan Standing She looked at the second pair of hands, All four now palm up to her face. She had not wiped the extra lotion away, This had not been part of her plans. She shrieks as her breasts are quickly parted, Splitting like amoebas moving into their new place. Four hard …

Magic Shop: Not A New Game, But A Fun One…

Some of you may remember a Flash game pushed around the internet, oh…last year I guess. It was called Magic Shop. And it was quite entertaining. You play the unlearned magic shop apprentice desperately trying to help the pretty girl dye her hair blonde with a magical concoction. Get the ingredients right and you could have a …

Hurray, SPINNERETTE has started again!

For those of you who haven’t been reading Krazy Krow’s SPINNERETTE, I highly recommend it. When it comes to multi-limbed sexy super heroines, and an honestly engaging and interesting story which characterizes instead of simply sexualizing, I’ve found few reads I’ve enjoyed more than Spinnerette. I recommend starting from the beginning – or even buying the new …

Poem Reposted: PARTING GIFT

Parting Gift by Dan Standing I moan as the cold tip pushes against the lips Of my wet and waiting snatch. Shirt and bra removed, panties pushed down off of hips I never fully considered the implications of the catch. The smooth metal glides inside my slick womanhood, My left hand pumps while the other …

Comic and Magazine Reviews: The Plan

One of the things I would like to do with this blog is review comics and magazines that have to do with sexiness in general, and I will try to concentrate on fantasy, scifi, and transformation. I have quite a bit of old classic comics and magazine, and it is my goal to review or …

DanStanding.com joins 21-er-20th Century

I’ve hooked up an iPod to an 8-trak player. I’ve gotten cable to play on a tiny hand-held TV. I’ve played BluRays on a black-and-white TV with only an antenna-in jack. I once got 9 TVs to play the same DVD simultaneously despite various RF and AV inputs. I got an Atari Jaguar to play …

DanStanding.com down for upgrade

DanStanding.com has been shut down while I wait for GoDaddy to switch over my hosting from WebSite Tonight to the custom hosting capabilities I bought from them last night.  Once that is done it will remain down until sometime tonight when I am finally able to install WordPress and switch this .com account to .org …

Construction!

So, here we are…I’m finally getting this all put together. A lot of exciting stuff has been happening, and I will be talking more on much of it later, but know that if you’ve been checking out this site at all it will be worth it to continue doing so.

And it begins…

So, I’ve switched over to WordPress. I know it’s going to have some options which will work better for me. I hope to have some reviews up at some point, updates on my own projects, and maybe some comics. We’ll have to see. It’s a new era for Dan Standing Entertainment. October 2010 should be …